On Thursday, April 1, the Montclair Bird Club is announcing some major news about the Wild Turduckens of High Mountain, NJ. 

The ornithological world may major never be the same.

(Above, a Wild Turducken egg with a telltale American quarter next to it.)

A non-blurry image of a Wild Turducken has never photographed. I am announcing a $25 reward to the best Wild Turducken photo sent to me by April 8.

Hint: They hang out on the summit of High Mountain around dusk on foggy nights.

What are you waiting for?