Don Torino's latest column for wildnewjersey.tv is sadly funny.

Here's a sample:

Notify the CDC, Homeland Security, and Dr. Phil. The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us! Be warned! the victims of this latest zombie epidemic could be your neighbors, co-workers, government officials or, even as we speak, it could very well be a member of your very own family! ....

Sure your typical  run of the mill everyday zombie limps around and occasionally consumes some unsuspecting humans here and there, but these “Nature Zombies” are particularly insidious. 

They seem to walk and talk like the rest of us, but that is where the their similarities to all other citizens of this planet end. These zombies have lost all their connection to the natural world. They no longer find joy in a walk in the woods, a singing Yellow Warbler or a fluttering Monarch Butterfly. The song of a Wood Thrush just falls on their deaf zombified ears.

The link is here.